Funny and Blushing Stories

 DIFFERENT IMPRESSIONS


A wealthy man had asked pablo picasso to paint
a potrait of his wife.
Startled by the representational image on the
final canvas,
the woman's husband complained, "it
isn't how she really
looks."
     When asked by
picasso how she really
looked, the man took
a photograph out of his
wallet.
      Picasso observed the
photograph, returned
it, and said, "small,
isn't she?"



A MASTER PIECE

     miss paddington
is in paris and is
visiting louvre, the
famous art museum
in france.
     she looked
at masterpiece
and said, "is this a
dreadful painting
or what?! i can't believe that a
respectable place
like this could have
such a horrible
piece of art in its
collection."
    "pardon,
Madame!" one of
the staff says. " But
it's not a painting, it
a mirror."


VALUABLE PAINTINGS

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied.
"The good news is that a gentleman was curious
about your work of art and wondered if it would
appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed "What's the bad news?"
"the guy was a doctor."


THE ROAD PAINTER

      A man was given the job of painting the white lines 
down the middle of a highway.
      On his first day he painted six miles, the next day
three miles, the following day less than a mile.
      Then the foreman asked the man why he kept
painting less each day.
      He replied, "i just can't do any better. Each day I
keep getting farther away from the paint can."